An angry old bastard named Sneed
was not motivated by greed.
"It's not money I like,
why I just ride a bike!
But I love watching little girls bleed."
Sometimes you will hear someone say "Money is the root of all evil" or (more correctly) "The love of money is the root of all evil". The Limerick above proves that to be false.
Proof by Limerick is not yet an accepted form of argument, but I expect that to change very soon.